Dinner Theatre: Four Old Broads

What you need to know:

• Wednesday through Saturday, door open at 6:30pm, Performance at 7:30
• Saturday matinee, doors open at 11am, Performance at 12:30

Location: Thorneloe University on the Laurentian Campus

Early Bird Cost: $65 (includes meal)

Regular Price: $70

Please call 705-662-8518 to book the members in your party. (NOTE: this is ONLY if you are buying your tickets separately under multiple last names. If you are buying all your tickets under one order, there is no need to call)

NOTE:

• Seating is done a first reserved , closest seated basis
• For dietary restrictions, please contact Mary Louise at Helvi’s Catering: (705) 692-9081

The Story:

Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation – and NOT another trip up to Helen, Georgia to see that “precious little German village for the umpteenth time.” A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.